Worst Damn Race Safety Harbor

From the creators of Best Damn Race... We are bringing you an event that is so bad, so terrible, so 2020, that it can only be described as the WORST DAMN RACE.

With the movement of our annual BDR Safety Harbor event to October, we wanted to make a half-ass attempt and are providing you with the worst possible running experience this February.

What is Worst Damn Race about? 

Our goal is to under promise and under deliver on a live 10K on Saturday, February 6, 2021. 

FAQ's:

Do I get a finisher medal?  Ok fine, we you can dig through our old leftover medals from previous BDR races at the finish. No new medals.Is there a post race party? What, do you think we are the Ritz Carlton, pre-COVID? Get outta here!Is there post race food? No soup for you! But maybe...a banana and a can of spam. Is it chip timed? Fine Karen, we can chip time it so you can bore your co-workers about your 10K pace. Are there aid stations? We will throw some bottles of water on a table for you, but if you don't throw them away properly you will be social media shamed. #sorrynotsorryAre there goodie bags? No, but if we find any food delivery bags lying around, we will let you know. Do I get a T-Shirt? Probably, depends on our mood. How far are we running? 10K(ish). Can I get a refund? Only if we get canceled. Can I defer? No freaking way we are doing this again.How do I get my bib, timing chip, and shirt? See below, and stop being so pushy!Why is it $39.99 for only a T-Shirt, bib, timing chip, and a banana? Because we know we can extort your F.O.M.O. You will be damned if $40 is going to prevent you from getting that selfie. 

COVID Procedures:

WE ARE TAKING COVID STAFEY SERIOUS. PLEASE SOCIALLY DISTANCE AND WEAR MASKS. 

Wave starts Bibs 1-250 can start anytime 7:30am - 7:40amBibs 251-500 can start anytime 7:40am - 7:50am Bibs 501-750 can start anytime 7:50am - 8:00am must have a mask on to start and at finish. A fresh mask will be provided to you at the Finish line. Failure to wear a mask will result in pointing, name calling, and of course, social media shaming. Again, #sorrynotsorry.Aid stations will have sealed bottled water for self serve. 

Packet Pickup:

You will be able to pickup your shirt, timing chip, and bib at your pre-selected FitNiche location. You must pickup between Monday 2/1/21 and Friday 2/5/21.

The 3 locations that you chose from are: 

FitNiche Brandon - 1934 E Bloomingdale Ave. Valrico, FL, hours: 10am-6:30pmFitNiche Flatwoods (Wesley Chapel) - 8604 Hunters Village Rd. Tampa, FL, hours: 10am-6:30pmFitNiche Lakeland - 1423 Town Center Drive Lakeland, FL, hours: 10am-6:30pm